"WHAT? tomorrow is the day Columbus discovered America!!!"
you:
"tomorrow is the day Columbus invaded people's homes who werent even in America and brought them disease and war and death!"
me:
"WOW.. Listen, i only know the elementary school leveled story - its the day Columbus discovered America dammit!"
you:
"yeah no, he found Hispaniola and then they invaded with that damn European conquering attitude, no big deal lol - but its prob easier to tell the 2nd graders your version lol"
