When you're on your period...
- Uterus:
- I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach:
- EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions:
- I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach:
- ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus:
- Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me:
- why
